Read Me First
Welcome!!
Before entering our website please take a moment to rate your eligibility to view our site by completing this short quiz.
- Have you ever lied?
- Yes
- No
- Have you ever used God’s name in vain?
- Yes
- No
- Have you ever stolen anything?
- Yes
- No
If you were honest, you probably marked yes to most of these questions, if not, all. (I know I have) So, by your own acknowledgement, you are a lying, blaspheming, thief.
CONGRATULATIONS!!
YOU ARE NOW ELIGIBLE TO JOIN OUR OFFICIAL SINNERS CLUB!
We do have a few mandatory requirements which I hope you meet.
- You must have been born of a woman
- You must be human
- You must be an Earthling
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU QUALIFY!
You are now an official member, one of the many, the proud, the sinners. Only 50+ billion members. This is the oldest club in existence. The original founders were Adam & Eve themselves, with Satan as the C.E.O. There are no membership dues (but the stock options will cost you your very soul).
YOU ARE NOW READY TO Start The Journey
